Happy Valentine’s Day?

Sarah caught this at the local market.
What is a pristinely clean teddy bear doing strapped to the front of a Hummer? Hm, this is either:
1) Someone’s way of diffusing the angry crowds for not driving a hybrid Prius
2) Valentine’s Day gift
3) Effigy of Ex-partner that will be mutilated against a myriad of concrete dividers, bumpers and trees by the Day of Love’s end.

Happy Valentine’s Day!